Pile immediately set his attack dogs on you, though they were curiously silent when you were vindicated by Dankula’s appearance at the Day For Freedom, proving conclusively to you, Mike, and everyone else who really wanted Cunt to be a Nazi that he was indeed a Nazi. And as a man of integrity I’m certain that once the culture war is over he’ll report himself to the police for defamation.īut few could fail to be impressed by the way you and Mike pushed the evidence-free narrative that teaching a dog to do a Hitler salute was not merely a tasteless joke but actually part of a sinister plan to infect gullible minds with Nazism via the powerful medium of cute canines.Īnd you fought your corner with aplomb during a Twitter spat with ‘liberal’ satirist and supposed Corbynite – yeah, right – Jonathan Pile, ending in entirely unpredictable fashion with you calling the free speech faker a Nazi apologist. Besides, he doesn’t have time to placate social media sea-lions: he’s too busy doing dead important history stuff and begging people to employ him so he can get paid to do more dead important history stuff. When asked, Mike wisely refuses to provide evidence that Peterson is a white supremacist ethno-nationalist, which is understandable as there isn’t any. Henderson who Mike has repeatedly called alt-right despite the fact that he isn’t. Like you, Mike combines a love of libel laws with a penchant for breaking them, regularly slandering people he disagrees with, such as Professor of Lobsters Jordan B. You’ve gleefully retweeted him on numerous occasions and it’s not hard to see why. Mike, of course, is the mega-brained internet sensation who never lets his love of regressive left activism get in the way of his lucrative career as a dinner lady. As you’ll recall, after initially castigating Dankula for making jokes about Nazis you swiftly realised this didn’t fly as you yourself have written several jokes about Nazis, so instead you adopted the angle favoured by history-loving supply teacher Mike Strawberry and decided Dankula was an actual Nazi. Which brings us to your hysterical celebration of Scottish super villain Cunt Dankula’s conviction for gross offensiveness. Indeed, it’s fortunate your enemies don’t share your enthusiasm for libel bearing in mind the shit you’ve accused them of. Your greatest hits include demanding right-wing accounts are banned from Twitter and applauding Jake Monroe’s libel action against horse-faced racist Katy Hopkins: a cheeky move for someone who has repeatedly accused President Pussy-Grab of raping his wife. Well, apart from you that is, as you seem to have developed an acute form of amnesia now that the country’s economy has fell off a cliff and its only growth industry is cannibalism.īut your greatest contribution has been your tireless crusade against people saying whatever the hell they like: a particularly selfless venture considering you earn your living saying whatever the hell you like. And no true progressive will ever forget your principled admiration for the socialist paradise of Venezuela.

You made leftists swoon with your support for punching Nazis and belief that anyone who disagreed with you was a Nazi too. You melted regressive hearts after winning an argument with a student by rummaging around his Facebook page and tweeting a photo of his mother. You wowed liberal Twitter with your regular dismissals of Brexit and Trump voters as thick racists. Etc’ to refusing to condemn antisemitic murderers Hamas on the grounds that it is ‘complex’, your commitment to stony-faced idealism is second to none. From applauding the shooting of Republican Steve Scalier by tweeting ‘Chickens. Indeed, you should be proud that despite penning some of the warmest comedy in British history you’re also one of the most joyless people on Twitter.īecause as your 672,000 devoted followers know all too well, there’s nothing funny about Internet Glinner.

Your sterling work in social media activism long ago surpassed your comedy output, not least because it is completely devoid of that dangerous commodity that is like kryptonite to the modern left: humour. I mean really beautiful, like an ethically sourced whale-spunk omelette washed down with a shot of Jezza’s bum-sweat. And I don’t just mean beautiful beautiful, like Norm Chomsky in a tutu kicking a Zionist’s shin. The Glinner prepares for a night on the town hunting transwomen.Īs Larry Fishburne said in Jacky Brown before shooting Al Pacino in the chest: “You used to be beautiful…”.

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